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xombiedirge:

Rocket & Groot by Mike S. Miller 

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fullmetalpipscream:

I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW

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the-hound-of-sherlock:

heckybarnes:

look at the winter soldier’s little gloves though this guy is scraping his bitching metal arm all over the pavement those gloves dont even have fingers they arent protecting shit it’s a 100% aesthetic choice scientists are like “but what if we made him like 20% more badass” “good showing charles, lets give him punk rock hair while we’re at it” 

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#god bless every decision the costume department made

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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koolthing:

persnicketyqueerprincess:

Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

wow this is embarrassing

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slayboybunny:

why does this puppy look like he just got told his company went bankrupt and his partner wants a divorce

slayboybunny:

why does this puppy look like he just got told his company went bankrupt and his partner wants a divorce

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

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3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

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  • First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
  • Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants

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crimson-sun:

Comic-verse Black Widow was a professional ballerina, which is all sorts of awesome.
Done with a few refs. Trying to learn new things.

crimson-sun:

Comic-verse Black Widow was a professional ballerina, which is all sorts of awesome.

Done with a few refs. Trying to learn new things.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

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