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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

kindaokmemes:

It’s that time of the year again :)

this is literally the only thing that gets me in the christmasy mood anymore

Source: kindaokmemes

minero-tan:

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Can I interest you in Fushigi Neko no Kyuu-chan

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Source: minero-tan

dynastylnoire:

squad

Source: thismighthurt

tan-antoni:

I never needed something so much

Source: tan-antoni

odric-master-swagtician:

kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

@sigardaa

Source: kayvsworld

allhailthejellybeanmonarch:

bitterseafigtree:

thelovelybones124:

fuckcornflakes:

locallostgyal:

neonblak:

last-bi-in-town:

blackqueerblog:

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That is CRIMINAL to send him back! That judge must be republican

Yo if a child is crying this hard and begging not to go back to their mother’s house, SOMETHING IS CLEARLY WRONG. Protect the kids, man. Smh….

Oh no… my heart aches

Poor baby, hurts me bc this is everyday shit…

This shit fucked me up…..

I always tell myself not to watch these things but always end up watching them & crying & feeling like a horrible person because I want to help so bad but I know I can’t. Ugh I really hope they fix this & help this child

There’s a website in the notes: helpussavemikey.com

According to this, the dad got in trouble for illegally taking Mikey to Massachusetts without checking with the Illinois judge. They’re trying to terminate the dad’s parental rights because they’re claiming he kidnapped his kid- that he had primary custody of- and instead returning him to his mom who not only demonstrably physically abused him, but it running a fucking meth house. It’s fucking wild.

YOU HAVE THE TIME TO SIGN THE PETITION. DO IT

Source: twitter.com

lafyetttes:

jorychecho:

writterings:

pinkbat99:

writterings:

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writterings:

fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them

aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas

marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman

literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him

thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house

I love all of this please keep going.

they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison

george washington made a rule banning snacks during cabinet meetings because thomas jefferson would always eat mac n cheese which wasn’t big in the us at the time and all the other founding fathers thought it was disgusting

aaron burr once set himself on fire because he attempted to light a candle by shooting it because he was too tired to get an actual match and his gun was nearby

Source: writterings

jennytrout:

symmetraismygf:

warriorsatthedisco:

tinycodingkitty:

azzandra:

am-i-the-last-dreamer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pain-and-missouri:

tilthat:

TIL a 19 year old man dove 85 feet into the ocean to wrestle an 80 pound octopus with a 9 foot diameter to the surface in a 25 minute epic battle in which he punched the octopus subduing it after it turned red and lunged at him tearing off his respirator. He drove it home, cooked it up, and ate it.

via reddit.com

This is the man you must fight at the gates of Valhalla to prove you’re worthy of that mighty hall

It somehow gets crazier. this teenager trained for months. he staged fights in his parents’ swimming pool to train for this epic match. he choose halloween night for the final showdown. and it was for a school project. he could have chosen any seafood, but he decided on, in his own words, “that big fucking octopus.” magnificent bastard. 

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Y’all missed the part where he dragged it ashore and divers saw him, got upset and sent some pretty rough stuff to his family. Then, at the Washington Fish and Wildlife meeting, he showed up and was like “yeah, it should be protected.” 

Except that the giant pacific octopus is nowhere near extinct and actually doing just fine.

So not only did he wrestle, kill, and eat a giant octopus- he got it protected from hunting in several locations even though the species doesn’t need protecting. 

Fucking legendary indeed.

So the only person they need protection from is this guy.

…what sort of school project requires you to wrestle sea life?

That’s just how Washington is

to be clear, the school project was to “draw something from nature.” nobody asked him to wrestle an octopus.

…now, I have misunderstood the spirit of a lot of art projects before but

Source: tilthat

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

jeremyjordanismyjam:

westcoastvvitch:

theconfusifying:

Hear me out here:

A television show done in the style of The Office or Parks and Recreation, except it takes place backstage in a touring company of a failing Broadway musical.

We never find out what the musical is ever about. We just get shown bits and pieces of dialogue, songs, and choreography throughout the episodes. But every new piece of the musical that’s revealed only adds to the mystery… it’s just a confusing hodgepodge of genres and seemingly unrelated side plots and characters.

And AND a bewildering number of Broadway greats are in the show but we only see them or hear them in passing or in the background. Just enough to make us go “Hey, was that…?” and we never see the same person more than once.

There has to be a running gag of someone ALMOST saying the name of the production, but being interrupted by Steve The Sound Guy for increasingly ridiculous reasons. Near the end of the first season, the reason is that Hugh Jackman is on fire.
“Yeah, he’s a really great dancer, isn’t he?”
“No, I mean he is literally on fire. He leaned on one of the candles, and no one can find the fire extinguisher”

Source: goodliest

angelsunawares:
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angelsunawares:

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weedle-testaburger:

gothcostco:

gothcostco:

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

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depressed–and–underdressed:

sushinfood:

harmless pranks are best pranks

this is wonderful

Source: catchymemes

rhys-ravenfeather:
“ countessofbiscuit:
“i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens
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rhys-ravenfeather:

countessofbiscuit:

i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens

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the1timelady:
“ jayjaysingh:
“ daveandjadeotp:
“ jetgreguar:
“ i’ve been comprimised
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i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
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I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
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It get better this guy, he wanted to work for...

the1timelady:

jayjaysingh:

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

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thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

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thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

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blocking the street with a DIY railway

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blind man driving

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AND as a snail on a speedway

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mjalti:

seaflying-fliptuna:

enajcosta:

aviculor:

crystalquintessential:

mjalti:

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

Source: mjalti